"It simply isn’t an adventure worth telling if there aren’t any dragons."
J. R. R. Tolkien  (via mirkwoodling)

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

jakfruit:

Into the thicket
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dirtidope:

Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
"I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles eaten. Plus, the words “I love you” will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day."